Fights in schools

Students tend to get into fights in school and act tough. Well the way i see it these people are retarded. they fight over the most stupid things ever. for example they wanna beat u up just cuz u look at them.wtf? and when they fight u they bring their friends along. so its like 10 vs 1? the way i see it the victim is the tough 1 cuz hes facin u all on his own. dumb asses

Teachers

Some gay ass teachers have no friggin life. seriously. the find fault in students n make a big fuss abt it. fr example your shirt is not tucked it u get a friggin canning for it. And some teachers go ard lookin at anything students do wrong. there are also some teachers who are pervs and stares at girl’s “mid-sections”. day fuckaz

Tips in Omegle

okay.. if u’re in omegle 1st thing u need to knw is dat theres lots of gay fags there. u also need to know wat ASL stands fr. asl means Age Sex Location. another thing it. if u’re a girl n som1 asks u ASL?u shud proly juz disconnect cuz99% of ppl who ask asl are guys the age between 17-15 who are lookin fr a sex chat. fr guys… if u wanna chat with a girl dont ask asl or m/f ask their name dat way u find out their sex without them thinkin u’re a sex predator. enjoy

Stupidity in cinemas

Well 2day i went to the cinema with a couple of my friends we bought ticket for seats B5-9 then
when we walked into da theater. they were 2 people they appeared to b a couple. they were sitting in seats B5-6 so i checked my ticket to see if i was wrong. but no out seats were b5-9 so i kindly told da guy ‘u’re in my seat will u please move’ he looked at me n said ‘i no speak englissss’ so i spoke in BM. then he said his seat was 15 n 16. so i told him he was on seats 5-6 n he juz sat there while i was staring blankly at him. then he said where sit 15-16i said i didnt knw n asked if he could move. bt he continued to sit there. Now i was pissed i held back the urge to cuss. In his Small mind he tot.. if he couldnt find 15 n 16 hed settle with 5n6. YOU FREAKIN IDIOT. SELFISH ASS! I PAID FR DAT SEAT! -.-anyway then he got out of dat seat n walked away without even apologizing.

How Hair Effects our Studies

Okay.. based on experience.. i have found out.. that hair effects our studies.. how?? well here we go..

Ok.. hair effect our studies even if our hair looks short/long/nice ect…

If u have long hair.. while u’re studying.. suddenly your hair pokes your eyes.. and you’ll go like “fucking hell god dammit my eyes! they burn!” then u go to the toilet to rince your eyes bcuz they hurt.. and there goes 15 minutes of study time

If u have short hair.. when u’re studying.. all u can think about is.. “aiyoo how long izzit gonna take b4 i my hair gets long” there goes all da studying time.. reading useless-ly… nothing gets in dat retarded vain head of yours..

If u have nice hair.. while u’re studying u’ll b like.. “hey dude is my hair still standing” n da guy would b like”dude this is the 29th time u asked me in da last 5 minutes!!!!!!!!!! fuck u man die bitch die!” he taked out a shaver and shaves your hair bold and u’ll b like.. “NO MY BEAUTYFULL HAIR” them u’d go home and cry yourself to death.. well serve u rite u retard..

If your hair is full of lice… when u’re studying u’d b like… scratching non-stop “OMG! I CAN’T STOP SCRATCHING”  the teachers evacuate the skool bcuz u have the case of radioactive lice.. and u’d still b scratching.. then u realiz whats thins fluid in my head and wats this slimy thing.. oonly to realiz u’ve stratched through your skull..

but.. if u have hair like “goldfish” Every1 that looks at u will die.. and u b screaming “WHY!! WHY!! WHY!!!!!!!” and banging your head on the wall till u die..

But if u had hair like

OMGz! WTF la -.-

Today i’m going to talk about the canteen gay dude… u noe… the one with fake breast and a wig?

I have been a victim of a dangerous predator in SMK SAS.. this predator is soo viciously ugly! n the worst part is that “it” is gay…

I’m sure some of u have also been a victim to this “THING”.. “it” sells drinks in SMK SAS canteen.. if u buy drinks from “it”, it will try to flirt with your and when i mean you i mean “guy students” it is very gay-.-

Okay.. this is wat happened to me..

I was at am-corp mall.. i was walkin alone.. to the DVD shop upstairs.. then i saw da canteen guy/gurl.. “it” smiled at me… and ask me to go for a date… i juz walked away…

Next Day- i went to buy drinks during recess… “it” smiled at me… handed me wat i asked for(milo) den i handed da money to “it”… “it” grabed my hand and touched it… and this happened a few times..  not only to me… my frens.. and some of my frens caught “it”  talking about “penis” to a form 1 student…..

and one friday when i stayed back at skool with frens… i saw “it” wearing a very tight shirt with skinny jeans…. you could see it’s fake boobs… and it wore a wig! me and my frens ran to the toilet and vomitted…

This was wat happened to him dat made him an “IT” (transvestite)

It was once a normal guy… his bladder was full.. he couldn’t hold it in anymore… he rushed to the toilet… THE GUY’s TOILET WAT LOCKED! it ran to the gurls toilet as an act of desperation.. the door opened.. but all 3 rooms were full.. he had to release his “load” so he unzipped and pee-d in da sink.. after 5secs…  a gurl walked in da toilet… he panic-ed and quickly zipped his pants.. he accidently zipped his penis and it sliced in half and he lost his penis.. the woman picked up a baseball bat… thinking he was a pervert masturbating in da gurls toilet.. she slammed his chest… over  and over again… his chest started to swell and  his breast was produced… he decided to be gay… so he sat and thought “where could i find many young guys” den it hit him… ” A SCHOOL!” so he started selling drinks in SMK SAS and flirted with guys thinking he was a gurl..

-any other vistim of this please leave a comment saying so..

I Swear man, i have no idea wats wrong with teachers today.. -.-

Woah.. hi fellow students.. as YOU! students come to realize “WTF is wrong with this teacher!” i’m sorry even I have no idea wats wrong with most of them.

Example..

One of my skool teacher said.. “Don’t paste the work given until u finish it, don’t waste your time” so i followed her instructions.. i was answering the questions den i saw this retarded figure standing infront of me.. then i realise oh its teacher.. she said “EH! paste the work before you do your work, are you that lazy?” so i was like man thats wierd??

And today.. teacher said”make your work colourfull and neat” so me n frens were colouring our “carta pai” suddenly teacher scolded and said “this is geo not art class”

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